The Little Illusion Machine

Films, music and TV shows are basically my thing, gotta love a good fandom

At first I didn’t ship Jane and Lisbon on the Mentalist, I just appreciated the little bit of flirting.
But then I was half way through season 4 and Jane said mid conversation to Lisbon ‘I missed you’ and she replied ‘I missed you too’ so naturally and quickly.
It was at that point when I was sat in my room a 11:15 at night when I just shouted at the top of my voice ‘SHIPPPP’


what did Bosco say to Jane on his deathbed?

what happened to JJ’s dog?

what does Jane whisper to people to get them to hit him?

what is Lisbon’s 3rd brothers name?

full confirmation of what the hell happened to Lisbon’s birthday pony wouldn’t go amiss. Even Jane is wondering! *excluding what Heller says*

So no new questions please. Just old ones answered.

thank you.



I’m not saying that I’m an amazing actor but i HAVE won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio

let’s be honest we’re all just reblogging that as long as we still can

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23. April 2014

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Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

"Scared, Potter?"

"Can you feel it now mr krabs?"

'Give me your cock'

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How do people end up in relationship after relationship after relationship and I can’t find a single person to even find me remotely interesting for a solid ten seconds? 

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22. April 2014


This includes letting your ideas, stories and head-canons marinate in your head on a daily basis to the point of not writing any of it down because you’re either afraid of how it will turn out or too fucking lazy to write that shit down.

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Oh my gods.

Waldo from the Where’s Waldo books

He wears stripes

because he doesn’t want to be spotted.

i’m gonna hit something.

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