The Little Illusion Machine

SAM (capitals were intended), I'm a feminist whovian who will also post things that make me laugh. It's not that I hate people, I just hate the concept of life... Yeah, give peace a chance



What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

(via spoopyschween)


*secretly quotes band members in essay*

(via sadness-and-radness)


having your favorite character be a minor character is like being a proud mother at a school play and cheering every time your kid comes on stage even though they’re playin the part of tree #3

(via ihopetherewifiinhell)


Party All the Time- Eddie Murphy


when people i hate talk to me: 


(via idont-caaaaaaaare)


religious homophobes think that as long as they’re polite about their hateful views it’s not gonna count as hate well it does and it literally kills people and you stay silent with that “I love you but I don’t support your lifestyle” you don’t fucking deserve the right to say you love us it’s a goddamn LIE

(Source: scarypeg, via burning-up-a-star)

Can someone like, ask me questions anonymously or not anonymously? I’ve never been asked stuff on Tumblr before and it’d be fun