The Little Illusion Machine

My profile picture sums me up

I'm one of those people that wants everyone to love each other and give peace a chance and I believe in equality, but at the same time I really hate a lot of people, so you can see my dilemma? Also I'll reblog funny stuff

tennants-hair:

lokean-nomad:

nothingbecomingsomething:

weightlesslives:
Posting on Tumblr is like talking to your cat. You don’t know if they are listening, and you don’t know if they care, but for some reason, it still helps.
This might be the most accurate thing I’ve read ever

And sometimes they attack you completely unprovoked.

That too

(via hotchocolateandupsettingsecrets)

sarcastic-snowflake:

So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 

(via dandaniscrazy)

tyler-is-real:

This is it. Ground zero.

Any last words to mark the occasion?

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

(via dandaniscrazy)

misogyny-mermaid:

Ooooooh snap!

chipsprites:

chipsprites:

Look how happy all the grass Pokémon are

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never stop dancing lil’ buddies

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this ones mad bc he wants to dance too but has no legs

(via the-boy-who-could-frick-frack)